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Birthday Text (Humorous)

Here are Text Ideas for Funny Birthday Wishes


Age is a number and mine is unlisted.


Age is something that doesnít matter, unless you are a cheese.


Another year, another new place that aches.


Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people whohave the most live the longest.

Birthdays are natureís way of telling us to eat more cake.

If Iíd known I was going to live this long, Iíd have taken bettercare of myself.

It's okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I'vealready alerted the fire department.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened.

Just remember, once youíre over the hill you begin to pick upspeed.

Looking fifty is great - if youíre sixty.

Old age isnít so bad when you consider the alternative.

Some words of wisdom for your birthday, "Smile while you still have teeth!"

The best birthdays of all are those that havenít arrived yet.

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

Two tips on your birthday: 1) Forget the past, you can't changeit. 2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one.

To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

You're another year older and another year wiser So put yourbrain to work and figure out there ain't no gift for you.
With age comes wisdom. (You're one of the wisest people I know!)

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